Death Toots

really foul, smelly farts.

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!

by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.

The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.

by Va-JJ June 27, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Tokyos Death

A Soundcloud artist who uses his mic quality to his advantage. Might be one of the most craziest member of the 333 Cult

Person 1: I really wish Tokyos Death blows up
Person 2: yeah. Not in a gay way though

by ImBehindU June 10, 2021

Fingering the Death Star

Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger

Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying

by SanjeCollins May 6, 2018

lip of death

someone trying to intimidate you with their lips

yo, dont mess wit him hes givin you da lip of death

by robbo 69 August 29, 2008