sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

chunks of cream

When the sperm of a male contains milk and cheese mixed with alcohol poisoning

Chunks of cream; old Mac and cheese

by jajarara 44 April 10, 2015