A eupherism for tripping on acid.
"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
Get the Slapping The Post Officemug. As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D
by shadow of life November 4, 2009
Get the sprinkler system slapmug. Emily:Hey Tyrone,get over you little ragamuffin.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.
by Greg feeler October 6, 2012
Get the Jap Slap Trapmug. 
When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.
by marlin ashore December 3, 2007
Get the creme pie slapmug. The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.
Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
by blackholepcs July 11, 2009
Get the Soapy Hand Slapmug. Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.
Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)
by chaos reigns June 21, 2006
Get the slap jawed faggotmug.