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pants beer

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
by roddy- December 12, 2023
mugGet the pants beermug.

Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
by TD126 December 11, 2023
mugGet the Pants beermug.

daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.
You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.
by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017
mugGet the daddy pushy pantsmug.

pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.
A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017
mugGet the pants guymug.

Orange Cargo Pants

When someone says they lowkey orange cargo pants they are meaning they feels a sense of euphoria, pleasure and erotica
The girl i met last night got me lowkey feelin' like orange cargo pants
by Acesiion November 26, 2024
mugGet the Orange Cargo Pantsmug.

powder puff pants

The act of getting sexually aroused by rolling around heaping piles of powderd milk while wearing leggings and bunny ears.
Dusty loves her job and always leaves satisfied when she rocks her powder puff pants.
by whatsyourpseudonym? December 11, 2016
mugGet the powder puff pantsmug.

Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.
Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.
by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024
mugGet the Hoods n’ pantsmug.

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