wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022

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Bear paw

A vagina that's twice as wide as a camel toe and moose knuckle combined. Yuck!!!

Oh my god look at the size of that bear paw! That's nasty bro!

by Giovanni 27 March 17, 2016

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Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021

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munchie bear

A little bear that loves to be snuggled and kissed

The little munchie bear crawled into monkeys bed

by Monkeybooboo April 9, 2022

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Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

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Papa Bear

The nickname of a large hairy prison inmate who is famous for raping fresh prisoners and making them his cum dumpster.

Steve: Hey Brad, how was your time in jail?

Brad: Oh, not that bad besides getting fucking raped by papa bear on my first day and becoming his little slut puppy. And the food wasn’t too good.

Steve: Oh shit! I don’t think I ever wanna go to jail now.

by Fermit_The_Krog December 27, 2023

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