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david

big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand
david has a big forehead
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David

David is such a gooner
by lalagyatt January 15, 2025
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Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.
by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021
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Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.
"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"
by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022
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david george law

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..
Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law♡
by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017
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David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"
by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022
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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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