by 843184 January 4, 2020
Get the top hoggermug.
Get the Topmug. A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"
Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
Get the Top Shottermug. by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016
Get the Top off penismug. by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020
Get the top zozlmug. Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.
Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.
by checkball March 9, 2025
Get the Ball up topmug. 