The act of two men “plonking” their balls one on top of the other on some pastry crust. The men then jack each other off to create the sweetness of the pie.
by Penny Pong April 16, 2021
Get the Plunko Piemug. pie (adjective)
Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.
The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".
Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.
"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."
"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."
"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."
"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.
The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".
Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.
"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."
"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."
"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."
"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young girls is seriously pie — not okay at all."
"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."
"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."
"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."
"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."
"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."
"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."
"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."
"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."
"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."
"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."
"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."
"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."
"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."
"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."
"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."
"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."
"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."
"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."
"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."
"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."
"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."
"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."
"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."
"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."
"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."
"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."
"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."
"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."
"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
by aliceayres April 1, 2025
Get the piemug. by Persephone282 December 24, 2020
Get the a near pie experiencemug. by Jdmaker68 June 9, 2016
Get the Cinnamon piemug. David was super hungry and had little to no money, but it was he and his Girlfirend Bee Shepherd's Anniversary. Clearly there was only one solution he surmised and that was to eat out and the special that night was Shepherd's pie!
by Dirty Dexter October 3, 2021
Get the Shepherd's piemug. The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
Get the Cretin Cream Piemug. by lesbenson November 12, 2013
Get the pie fivemug.