Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.

I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.

by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021

pant shit

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves

"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"

by killagamer69 June 6, 2021

Banana Pants Season

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness

Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.

by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022

Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022

spongebob denis pants

big forehead

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants

by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019

Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward

See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

french pants

"French pants" mean a really sexy underwear that most french canadian wear. Only really lucky men have seen these type of delicate lingerie.

Can also mean smart sexy ass.

While travelling in Australia, Justin and Marty had both France pants but never get to see French pants. They went back to English Canada where woman still think France in the pants is fashionable...

by Dumurousse June 13, 2017