You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

ass hair

hair located in the ass

i was having sex with some girl and she had ass hair

by luvbug5282947 July 24, 2018

Dren's hair

dren's hair is the best hair and nothing can beat it. All people should strive to get dren's hair. Nobody can have better hair than dren. its the best hair

did you see dren's hair? its amazing, I wish I had his hair

by RadicalRadish123 October 14, 2021

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

pineapple hairs

A word made by popular Roblox YouTube Anix and it is the leefs on top of spongebobs house

I am going to cut of the pineapple hairs before I eat it

by Anixfan November 7, 2020

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

Hair Anxiety

A strong negative feeling and/or sensitivity when it comes to your hair which can lead to certain aspects such as cutting, feeling uncomfortable when someone touches it, low self-esteem when it comes to your hair, and other aspects (as aspects are different for everyone).

Causes of this feeling are related to regular low self-esteem or bad experiences relating to hair (such as difficulty taking care of it, issues from difficulty taking care of it, and people giving off bad comments about it.)

My friend has been dealing with "Hair Anxiety" recently.

by Angelina Stewart March 13, 2022