Harry is literally one of the best people to be around. Super kind hearted and kind but can be a bit shy. Super sweet and very loveable. You are very lucky if you are friends with one and are extremely lucky if you are dating one. (I am and I am very lucky and very grateful ily Harry <3)
Person 1: is that Harry?
Person 2: yeah he’s dating someone- #%^€ I believe
Person 1: damn she’s lucky to date him!
Person 2: yeah he’s dating someone- #%^€ I believe
Person 1: damn she’s lucky to date him!
by LifeIsLifeSoLiveIt March 6, 2022
Get the Harrymug. another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.
random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!
chad: No one cares.
chad: No one cares.
by stupidunfunnyusername December 7, 2022
Get the harry stylesmug. Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."
by #daddygeordridge September 21, 2023
Get the Harrymug. Is he scouse? Is he Irish? Is he some combination? No one knows. Is he a man? Is he a muppet? No one knows. This mythical beast is fuelled by monster munch, Guinness and a ferrous sexual appetite for coworkers and not his gf. Not to be confused with Butch Harry.
by AdamButlerJudo March 6, 2025
Get the Twink Harrymug. 1. A head that, like a sprinkler, sprays out urine. Cannot be turned off. Also is hairy.
2. Pseudonym for Harry Potter.
3. Penis head that has somehow sprouted a brilliant tuft of red hair.
2. Pseudonym for Harry Potter.
3. Penis head that has somehow sprouted a brilliant tuft of red hair.
1. Would you please turn off fucking Harry Pisshead. That cunt has been watching cartoons in my living room for three hours and now my sofa is crying.
2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.
3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead
2. Harry Pisshead and Ron Wheredidmypimplesgoohheretheyareallovermyface went to RamRod's to get a Stiff drink.
3. Honestly, I'm more turned on than disgusted by that Harry Pisshead
by Greendayrulez47 May 8, 2010
Get the Harry Pissheadmug. The boy who lived, the boy who survived the death curse, the master of death
Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter
Physical: black messy hair, his mother's eyes, wears glasses and has a lighting scar on his head
Wife: Ginny weasley
Best friends: hermione granger and ron weasley
House:Gryffindor
Parents: james and lily potter
by LindaLisa September 19, 2018
Get the Harry Pottermug. “Daryl Harris” is a commonly used noun. It can also be used as a descriptive term to describe someone who is short-fused or a sore loser. A male who finds comfort in spending time with the woollybacks on a day to day basis to escape the women at home. Once he returns, he will drown the feminine voices out by dozing off on the couch to Compass Fm.
*Playing cards and man loses* “Right I’m off to bed.” “Gosh darn, that is such a Daryl Harris thing to say.”
by parishilton2.0 November 24, 2021
Get the Daryl Harrismug.