Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012

old fart

a crotchety old dude

old man: get off my law :kid shut up u old fart

by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022

Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003

37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school

Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man

by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

The old coat trick

When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Ayo let’s go show this nigga “the old coat trick”

by deadmemecity September 8, 2020