When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024
Get the Playing turtle mug.An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.
Will it play in Poughkeepsie?
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.
Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.
That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!
Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!
by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024
Get the Poughkeepsie Play mug.In the realm of tactical gaming, such as Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, there occasionally arises a perplexing scenario wherein a seasoned player executes maneuvers reminiscent of those typically attributed to novices or beginners. This unexpected occurrence tends to evoke incredulity and skepticism among onlookers, who are left questioning the player's competence and strategic acumen. Far from eliciting admiration, these anomalous plays are often met with disdain and ridicule, underscoring a departure from the expected norms of skillful gameplay.
Person #1 "Hey Dylan hes ON BIG WINDOW" Dylan "Okay, I got it" **Dylan Precedes to walk into Big Window & gets shot**
Dylan "HOW DID I DIE??" Person #1 "You did A Dylan Play"
Dylan "HOW DID I DIE??" Person #1 "You did A Dylan Play"
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Get the Playing Minecraft mug.Guy 1: Me and Delaine were playing Peggle last night.
Guy 2: Did it hurt?
Guy 1: It did at first, but I loved it.
Guy 2: Did it hurt?
Guy 1: It did at first, but I loved it.
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