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Mexican Salt Shaker

When a girl hides coke in her ass and a man fucks her anally.
"That bitch at the urgent care got fucked Mexican Salt Shaker style last night."
by Papa Randü May 19, 2021
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Big smart Mexican

by Yokai Man May 27, 2021
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The mexican spice straw

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.
Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.
by T-Money13 February 25, 2023
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Mexican Treasure Hunt

When a Mexican can't find something so they have to dumpster dive.
Pete,

"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."
by OgDeathgrip00 March 27, 2023
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Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.
My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!
by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021
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Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
by SaraMrk June 25, 2021
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Mexican Car Stereo

What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:

A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.

Or:

B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.

Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!

Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*

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by Mark H November 18, 2006
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