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You're Sucking All My Bandwidth

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
by PBay November 4, 2009
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all of your eggs in one basket

Having all of your resources in one place; putting your money or hopes or future into one thing.

'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.
1) You don't want to keep all of your eggs in one basket. You might lose everything!

2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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all your soul are belong to us

Microsoft's motto
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greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.
See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks
by slakresistance September 17, 2004
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private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.
"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism
by the 4 babes September 23, 2019
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Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.
Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3
by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 17, 2011
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the greatest rapper of all time

Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.
Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.
by Nathan from Minnesota April 21, 2022
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