Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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ana clarian hair

Having beautiful hair.

Having nice, long and shiny hair.
ex: This girl has Ana clarian hair
meaning: This girl has marvelous hair
by caribbeanbeauty December 24, 2016
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hair boo

You like someones hair or you like them for there hair. It's kind of like the the suit affect but on hair (suit affect is from i Carly when specter wears a suit because the girl only likes him when he is wearing it.)
The guys with the curly hair is my hair boo.
by 0ldZhandllee April 14, 2017
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red hair faise

they b hoein frfr on my white mother
"dat hoe in her red hair faise"
by kingvon=daddy March 02, 2023
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hair anniversary

Celebrating a hairstyle that you have been getting a year or more
My hair anniversary with twist is a year
by Braidsfordays July 31, 2018
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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
by epiwonk January 27, 2023
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