Overheard on Facebook

A non-creepy way of bringing up something you read on Facebook, usually about a conversation not involving you

"I overheard on Facebook that Sam is going to that party on Friday"
"OMG you stalker!"

by synthetic42 July 17, 2009

The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats

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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats of BLFC is a law which states that before one can engage in sexual acts with another person, he or she must approve the act with any person he or she has ever Facebook chatted.

Person A: Did you hear that Harry shagged Samantha?
Person B: Jane is mad because she Facebook chats Harry.
Person A: I guess he didn't follow The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats.

by St. Juan Pablo December 15, 2011

Facebook Aspie

A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.

by Bilbo Baxter August 26, 2013

Facebookaphobe

Someone afraid to join Facebook due to their sub-prime computer skills.

I asked Carl to join Facebook and he said, "I don't have a comupter, They are stupid."

I asked Brandon, "What's up with that?"

And Hoshi added, "He's a Facebookaphobe"

by NunyaBizzy March 26, 2009

Facebook Twins

When someone sibling requests another person with the same birthday, only to realize that they would be twins.

Ben and Emily were listed as siblings on facebook, but then Ben remembered that they had the same birthday.
Ben-"Emily we are facebook twins!"
Emily-"OMG ur right!"

by hogi555 December 9, 2009

Facebook Corner

A term used to describe the intangible, perceived corners of Facebook. They do not actually exist - a popular misconception among Facebook users.

The edges of the screen are in fact NOT an example of Facebook Corners.

by Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook October 15, 2010

Facebook-Drama-queen

someone who aprrecites everythig excessively..and reacts to nearly evrything with expressions like "awwww" ,"so sweet"" ,"woooooow"...."love u" ,"Muuuah", " .

This Facebook-Drama-queen is really getting on my nerves with her silly comments on my updates.

by Garyadher October 29, 2011