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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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A box of dead

Refers to a box/meal of KFC, consisting of atleast 1 piece of chicken. "A box of dead clad in white and red".
Yeah dawg, gonna grab a box of dead for dinner
by Trini boi December 7, 2011
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dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012
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Dead TXT

When a txting conversation reaches the point where all that is said is, "Ya" or "Cool".
Steve: "Hey dude let's go to the movies 2nite!"

Joe: "Ok that sounds great!"

Steve: "Ya"

Joe: "Wow, way to make this a dead txt"
by powerbob September 19, 2011
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Dead ass

A slang of two words combined together. Usually describing how serious a person is about a certain topic.
Jebron lames: "I'm dead ass better than you."
Jichael Mordan: "Nigga you're just an idol to the new generation, I'm clearly the greatest of all time."
by Doap March 2, 2023
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fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023
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Dead Presidents

Much like how ‘Benjamins’ is slang for 100 dollar bills, Dead presidents are a street term for cash/money. The term was created by Rakim back in the 80s and publicized by Nas’ ‘The World is Yours’ back in ‘94 and Jay Z’s ‘Dead Presidents II’ in ‘96.
“I’m out for dead presidents to represent me” - (Nas, The World is Yours - Illmatic)
by Ali the Lady Killa March 13, 2023
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