Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019

Boston Cream

When you cum in a someone's ass or vagina and then you diarrhea shit on their pubic bone creating a cream filling and a chocolate coating similar to a Boston Cream donut

"Yo, your mom is an absolute freak, she let me give her the good ol Boston Cream last night 😏”

by Naked Cowboy at Ram Ranch June 29, 2024

cream bag

When you let someone have intercourse with the hole where the colonoscipy bag belongs. And you put it back on and let the seamen spew into the bag.

I heard a guy and jail gave another guy a cream bag

by anonymous April 22, 2024

Ice cream

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

Hwhip Cream

A fluffy sweet topping. Used mainly on Eggos, Waffles, Dessert, ect. Pronounced H-whip Cr-ee-m.

Can I have some Hwhip Cream?

by iadhondswfbasbfous June 7, 2022

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Cream

Drug slang for the word methamphetamine

I gotta get ahold of my buddy he got that good cream.

by Mmmm good soupy December 17, 2021