no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
by Stormtrooper#7 September 22, 2019
by Top H June 09, 2023
When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
by Top muffin topper December 03, 2019
by hilarioyo November 16, 2015
During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.
by Soonfald May 04, 2020