Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
Get the Jay and Silent Bob Get struckmug. by leilanievans02 September 15, 2022
Get the bobsmug. Bob the builder is the opposite of susie homemaker he is the man whos always being depended on to do all the hard handwork. While paying all the bills and keeping a roof over the families heads but how he becomes treated in the household is very questionable because all the time he would be nagged at and accused of cheating and demonized and called a dog when all he wanted was to love his wife
Oh so you think im some kinda susie home maker.............WELL IM THE ONE PLAYING BOB THE BUILDER PAYING YOUR FUCKING BILLS.
by the fuck you pay me guy February 6, 2019
Get the Bob the buildermug. The act of repeating something that has already been stated; Usually in the form of a horrible joke.
by Groundshark June 26, 2022
Get the Bobbingmug. 4 BIG GUYS AND THEY BUST ON MY EYES THEY EAT MY ASS JUST LIKE APPLE PIE you open general and you see two black guys kissing that's a win in my book
by Bobs messenger April 21, 2022
Get the The bob the builder 18+ servermug. An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)
If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up
If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up
Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."
by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021
Get the Bob the Facebook friendmug. 