April 24

If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive

Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24

Person 2: thanks

Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?

by Cheeseborgor January 3, 2022

April 27th

Send video to your bf of your ass or pu***

April 27th by me

by Zamosza April 27, 2021

April 12

National Send tit pics day

Boy: hey can you send a tit pic
Girl: ew no wtf
Boy: but its April 12
Girl: oh ok then

by anonymous April 12, 2022

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023

April 4th

April 4th is national boys say yes to girls day

“Oh it’s April 4th I can’t say no to my girlfriend”

by yomanfav April 2, 2024

April 19th

National grab someone’s titties day

Person 1:*grabs tits*
Person 2: why’d you do that
Person 1: it’s April 19th
Person 2: oh yeah

by 2011 Honda Civic April 11, 2022

April 30th

National precious characters say swear words day.

April 30th is the day where the precious characters of any series will be allowed to swear as much as they please.

EXAMPLE::
Chihiro Fujisaki: "Naegi! It's April 30th, National precious characters say swear words day! This means all day I can say fuck, shit, bitch, and more of those words with no repercussions!"

Makoto Naegi: "Wait what-"

by Ryota Mitarai April 26, 2020