American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

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[An American Crime]

really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut

based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966

an american crime was really a fucked up movie

by panda81507 January 18, 2009

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american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.

"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

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american paintjob

When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.

Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018

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A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.

"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"

"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"

by someone malignant March 26, 2025

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American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023

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