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Michael

The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
by Moo moo mr cow May 3, 2021
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michael omilon

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.
by Omilon December 20, 2016
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Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.
Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!
by You're anus January 7, 2019
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Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop
Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop
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Michael

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus
You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him
by I love Michael April 2, 2022
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Michael

a man stronger than Saitama and loved by women and the perfect man and has 2 brain cells.
dan that Michael is strong as ever.
by lord killer November 25, 2021
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michael isaiah bill rosiles

doesnt like being flipped off, goes to bovina transferrin to south hills wears broken ass glasses. cant skate, doesnt play fotnite good, looks like his mama still dresses him. has no friends snapchats dryer than the sahara dessert. says lmao too much. cant roast. needs them eye brows did.,.
have you seen michael isaiah bill rosiles
oh the one with the fucked up glasses
by pussygirl123 June 9, 2018
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