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by John debate December 23, 2018
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You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
by Sr88 October 22, 2015
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Write a lengthy blog

Euph.
To have a shit.
I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.
by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007
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writersuperbia

Grant writing is easy for those with writersuperbia.
by Andrew Clapp April 16, 2008
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Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011
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Writer's Sphere

A common affliction among writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one starts to write out an idea, but is unsure of how to precede with the story. Then the writer becomes interested in another idea and starts that one. The process is then repeated over and over until the writer goes back to the original story to finish it, only to find themselves in the same predicament as before.

Common among new writers. The affliction is normally cured after a story, regardless of which one, is completely finished.
Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I'm still stuck with writer's sphere, man.I can't seem to get out of this never ending cycle."

Friend: "Again? What is this, your fifth story?

Writer: "Twenty-seventh..."
by nicht reinblütigen June 29, 2014
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write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)
Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.
by Kwoffee January 30, 2017
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