weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018

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Bob n' Weave

1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.

You dropped the bomb on me with that Bob n' Weave!

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

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Weave

The female equivalent of a 'beard', that is a man who is a cover for a lesbian or gender non-binary for a woman who wants to keep their homosexual identity a secret.

He invited her to his brothers wedding as a weave. Nobody could beweave it.

by Moonsoc August 11, 2017

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Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.

Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!

by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018

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