Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Ghetto Viking

A gang contain people that are pieces of shit in private but play the victims in public.

Can't wait to see my Fellow Ghetto Vikings at the club. I've missed Kyle, Sam Brown nose, Stinky Dean and Ratboy McBoobgrabber

by Vikingkingofbristol February 8, 2021

Viking Ship

When one grabs the central base of the scrotum and the head of the penis simultaneously, then pulls outward. The penis become the dragon on the front of the ship and the entire scrotum become the seating area.

When I showed Haley my Viking Ship, she gasped in amazement.

by Elephant Wizard February 27, 2010

VIKING HAIR

a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."

antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000; the ultimate opposite of VIKING HAIR

Common misspellings: VINKING HAIR, viking hair. Both of these will make you look like a douche

Dude, The Departed was freakin' VIKING HAIR!

by Hou$ton December 12, 2008

Vikkash

He is an amazing kid who has the sweetest smile and the most colourful personality you've ever seen. Handsome, kind, understanding and wonderful.

Vikkash is cute.
Vikkash is awesome.
Vikkash is MINE . ♥

by J♥V August 26, 2010

Viking Hunger

When one's stomach has been empty for some time, and the sounds eminating from your lower gut resemble the thunder used by almighty Odin.

Dude, I haven't eaten in days! I've got the Viking Hunger for an entire ham!

*Loud Stomach Rumbling*

by Spyderbait November 10, 2009

Dirty Vicki

When you are having sex with someone and their dog comes up and starts licking your butthole, but you don't push them away because oddly enough it feels good.

I was having sex last night with this girl I just met and her dog came up and started giving me a "Dirty Vicki"

by Smegal5150 March 31, 2020