French Victory

Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.

Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?

Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.

by jiblkj September 28, 2006

victory lap

When you're about 18 beers past the legal limit and you're the most sober one in the car that you are driving; and your so excited that you made it home without dying (or worse, a DUI) that you do laps around the traffic circle in your neighborhood. Typically, all of your neighbors will be awoken by headlights flashing in their windows and you're drunk friends cheering.

I can't believe I made it back to Glengarry after drinking a whole case of beers.....let's do victory laps.

by mr. hankey August 26, 2004

victory loaf

a loaf of bread with semen on it. a victory loaf is created as a result of a game where the participants masterbate in a cricle. when a participant ejaculates they do so on the loaf of bread. the last person left has to eat the victory loaf.

Not only does Jeff have a small dick, he also always finishes last and has to eat the victory loaf.

by Go Home February 16, 2005

Bloody victory

When you have sex with a girl on her period.

I wouldn't mind having a bloody victory with my girlfriend.

by Brokencio December 9, 2010

ultimate victory

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".

Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!

by Ownageism God September 14, 2004

victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.

I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.

by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014

victory wings

Facial hair (most notably sideburns) grown by teams or individuals in the event of a streak of continuous wins or successes in sporting competitions, to warrant further luck and good fortune. Said facial hair will be removed in the event of a loss. Most prevalent in the National Rugby League of Australia.

Guy 1: Oi, have you seen the Storm these days? They have won three games on the trot, and now have filthy man-beards?

Guy 2: Yeah mate, those are their 'victory wings'. They reckon they will keep winning if they grow them. When they loose, they shave...
Guy 1: Oh, mad.

by Roaar May 22, 2009