I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.
by QuacksO November 27, 2019

by Nizer République November 20, 2020

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

when a person turns right or merges into a busy street with no turn signals and without looking, in front of oncoming traffic at a speed of around 5-10 mph while everyone else is driving fast.
by lodolladaddy March 6, 2023

that one random person in my art and English class that is extremely talented at art and palm reading and are super cool
omg have you heard of that student that started a cult through wattpad? i think their name was Maya Vega
by Famished Phantom May 5, 2022

by ;lkjfasd123 July 22, 2018

a gay nigga that really be thinking she’s quirky cuz she goes to lourdes. she’s an annoying stick up hoe that literally no one likes, but she kinda cute tho and could steal your man.
by LanaDelRat September 25, 2019
