vanessa smalls

A menace to society but will definitely make you the best playlists!!! Most likely to be a cool looking cat lady

Person: "when I grow up I wanna be as cool as Vanessa Smalls"

by Bareback olama November 23, 2021

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Vanessa Jones

An athlete who will run for thousands of years just to escape Jason.

Chad: Check out that Vanessa Jones
Buggzy: I’m faster then her so she aint shheeeit

by TyeTheGuy75 September 18, 2019

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She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.

Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?

by Izzzme April 18, 2019

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Vanessa Wasted

The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.

Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.

by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012

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