urban dictionary

A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.

Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"

by corvokenway December 7, 2015

urban dictionary

The place where CMPS/MATH double degreers get all their facts.

According to urban dictionary, its bendejo, and that's where I get all my facts.

by Chrysostom11 October 17, 2016

urban dictionary

Best go to dictionary yet!!! I live by it... Basically the bible.

Have you ever looked up ur name?; the urban dictionary has got it. Jessica is Gods gift lol;). Look up yours!!

by Iamaokjessica December 21, 2015

urban dictionary

A group of hipster douchebags accepting whatever comes through on their emails. May or may not enjoy a good kargersplunk.

Oscar: Those hipsters will accept anything I send to them!
Dominic: Sounds like a real urban dictionary to me.

by ksplunker January 25, 2017

urban dictionary

a porn glossary

i learned what "beat the squirt" and 'playing the rusty trombone" means on urban dictionary.

by gerllamawolf October 17, 2013

urban dictionary

Best dictionary ever

I found all the definitions on urban dictionary

by d@tkId November 25, 2013

urban dictionary

A liberal fucking website that censors anything conservative and supports liberal-minded commie fuck-faces that are hell bent on destroying America.
Fuck everyone of you cocksuckers.

urban dictionary 's main purpose is to promote liberalism while censoring conservatism and they should be banned from the internet for being the ignorant assholes that they are.

by Heifer Dust January 27, 2018