prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite

me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?

by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005

Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011

TVS ORG

It is the best org ever ter viable and sips own it

TVS ORG HAS Wat makes movie references and then there is lik jr turtle nikki juno and others here as well :dab:

Cum

Fuck

Me

by Jejwjwwjwkwk December 30, 2022

Direct tv

Direct TV is a shit company, a waste of time because you can't watch anything. The channel is way too expensive.

"Tom I just took a shit," "oh you just took a direct TV? Gross."

by Direct TV is shit June 21, 2018

nicole tv

Nicole tv

you: who is Nicole tv

me: u must be dumb shes a funny Youtuber the girl who made move like a snake and with the standing ponytail duh learn your facts.

by corpes husband 2 February 24, 2021

MAD TV

A Sketch TV show Launched on FOX in 1995 to run against NBC's SNL Its is supposedly "over the edge" when infact, it just uses immature fart jokes, blue humor, etc. When it tries to do a decent sketch, the entire thing becomes an insult to a celebrity. Like " Boy i'm sweating like a dog", and then another person would say "stop pretending to be whitney houston!"

Mad TV is a poorly done sketch show.

by johndoe November 29, 2004

Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.

Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."

by Someone stole my name October 21, 2009