Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021

troublingspirits

A wonderful person that is never online with me.

“troublingspirits is the best!”
“Agreed.”

by troublingspirits July 6, 2021

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

Truthing

Spitting factual evicence

Cypher: ur so not truthing Rn

Marthi: that word means spitting factual evicence

Cypher: you spelled evidence wrong you twat
Ray: hey guys
Cypher: woah Ray ur so hot let’s marriagw

by Cypherisnotmid March 5, 2022

roughing gums

Making out with no teeth. A term used when two people, who have no teeth, make out.

What your grandparents do.

The old lady and man were roughing gums in the corner of the diner. It was disturbing.

by Moonluna10 April 6, 2022

touchingpenis

when you really enjoy touchingpenises you become a touchingpenis. this means, every time there is a penis nearby, you touch penises, because you are a touching penis

touchingpenis: omg i smell a penis
penis: hey sexy lets mingle
touchingpenis: fo sho

by Batmansgf696969696969669969696 April 19, 2022

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022