1.
A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
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Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
A rampaging dickhead. An egotistical arsehole who thinks he's God's gift but whose worth as an individual is about roughly equivalent to that of a pile of kangaroo shit. Someone who continually spouts the sort of stupid drivel that gets people fatally bashed (regrettably, however, never him), and who almost certainly eats shit on a daily basis. A person whom Trump- to no small advantage- could take lessons in how to be a shitty individual from. That obnoxious person who stands at 5"3' but acts as if he's twice that height. In short basically a worthless, argumentative, hypocritical, coarse and ill-mannered individual who is quick to judge and complain about everything, ill-informed about even topics he claims to be knowledgeable in, and in whose presence even Gandhi would rapidly begin to strongly entertain homicidal endeavours relating to curb stomping and dismemberment within.
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Any despicable, worthless individual who you would be much better off not knowing in life.
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Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
2.
Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
Parent: Timmy, tell the teacher which kid in your class it was that tore off all his clothes, wrecked all your stationery, smashed all the computer screens, peed on some of your classmates, smeared poo on the walls, and knocked himself out attempting to run through a wall?
Timmy: It was Tom. Also he got a stick and was trying to stab us with it when we told him we didn't want him to wreck our sandcastles
Teacher: Well of course it was Tom!
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Child: Mummy, what's that dirty smelly thing by the side of the road?
Parent: Come away Billy, quickly. That's a Tom, I don't want him lowering you to his level of worthlessness
by Charlemagne1993 July 18, 2019
Get the Tommug. A Tom is an incredible guy who is your universe. He is always there for you when you need him and he gives the BEST hugs. A tom is someone who you will be so happy you met and you will never want to let him go. He is normally very sarcastic but it just adds to the endless charm he has. He is also very handsome *and fit 😉*
Overall, a Tom is an amazing guy who you would love so so so so so much.
Overall, a Tom is an amazing guy who you would love so so so so so much.
Tom means the absolute world to me. I’m so thankful I met him and I want to spend forever with him but forever still isn’t long enough
by .Cat.1.2.3. December 18, 2018
Get the Tommug. by AngelaTomTom July 16, 2008
Get the tom tommug. The ultimate fighter pilot. Known worldwide as the coolest, best looking manipulator of aircraft controls. Admired and feared by all.
by kycreeker May 4, 2010
Get the Tom Tommug. n. shortened version of the word "tomorrow."
usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."
usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."
by concavity January 11, 2010
Get the tomsmug. An ugly bastard. That always smells like shit. Is a selfish prick than ruins people's life. You should avoid anyone with this name. Just the sight of this person will ruin your whole day. A donkeys ass is better looking than this thing. You can't even call him a man because he is such a big pussy. Hated by many loved by none. Usally old fat and bald.
by Fuck_foever17 February 28, 2014
Get the Tommug. by pi3r8 October 23, 2008
Get the Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]mug.