Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.

Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."

by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

Titty Tokens

The best currency known to man.

Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties

by Mr Spankyhands December 6, 2010

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011

The Toven

Recording Artist from Southeast SanDiego (Mount Hope) who got his start in music with Jayo Felony in 1995.

The Toven just released a new EP called Cash In.

by everythingbutahater March 1, 2018

pulling a token

keeping a finger, multiple fingers, entire hand, wrist, elbow, or arm in ones pants for an extended period of time while hanging out with all members of the same sex. often involving vigorous arm momevements and a pretense of "my balls itch"

"Yo david p. was pulling a token the whole time at the sausage fest"

by Evan Cullen April 9, 2007

tokenism

The liberal act of labeling any black people that work for their political adversaries as tokens to shame, harass, and humiliate them for working with their political adversaries that the liberals project their racism onto.

Our best strategy to trick people into believing conservatives are all racists is by using tokenism to run as many people of color away from our competition.

by Jsjusjdjskksj March 2, 2019