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Kung Fu

An overrated martial art that is popular due to Chinese movies and media attention. It's actually rather behind-the-times, rigid, and not very effective in this day and age. It's still a beautiful martial art to watch with an interesting history, but in all honesty, you'd probably be just as well off with a traditional boxing, wrestling, Taekwondo, or Karate school if you were looking to get into some sort of martial arts training.

That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.

Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.
Guy A: Man, we should take Kung Fu!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!
by Anonymous Lurker December 22, 2005
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shaq fu

the worst game ever made. worse than dr. jekell and mr. hyde, equinox, and even halo 3.
dude, this is the worst thing since shaq fu
by DaneBramaged August 19, 2008
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kung fu

Oi Ben pass the kung fu!
by robuttt October 7, 2006
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FU-pas

noun:

A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas
Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!
by fabulogue April 13, 2023
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FU "wave"

The word fuck and you combined with the simple wave of your hand with your middle finger! In doing the wave one should smile!
When I arrived to work this am after driving on ice and snow my boss said go home! So I gave the FU "Wave" !
by Cabowabo March 12, 2014
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Ai-Fu

Ai-Fu is the ability to find any answer or solution to anything by means of using Artificial Intelligence or Ai.

See the term google-fu for context
That OpenAi ChatGPT model is so advanced, we should forget about being good at Google-Fu and start mastering Ai-Fu.
by OscarG13 December 13, 2022
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fus day

(First day) Coined by the rastafaris in Guyana to refer to their birthdays
ehi man! deh new day ez I man fus day, yuh mus pas roun fuh leh we bun some carn.

Hi, tomorrow is my birthday, you are invited to past by my place to share in smoking mariguana
by bushfox May 29, 2009
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