Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.
I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.
by Reid R December 09, 2008
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Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.
Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.
by MrVVendetta November 29, 2015
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Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.
-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3
by Wizard Cat June 21, 2017
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captain kitty

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"
"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".
by Shermdaddy100 June 01, 2023
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Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.
Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.
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Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 22, 2006
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Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"
Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
by Whiteboy9576 April 08, 2010
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