Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by September 16, 2020

To The Max

Its a sarcastic way of saying the opposite to something

Mr. Matt: Ey Blad, Are You Going To The Shop?
Mr. Billy: To The Max (Meaning He's Not):)

Or

Uncle Billy: Ey Blad, That girl Is buff init :O
Uncle Matt: Nah Shes Buff To The Max (Meaning She's Not)(Y)

by Izit Jeans March 17, 2008

Max

The sweetest, funniest guy you will ever meet. He is a smart, SEXY guy with a great sense of humor and a nice smile. He's so amazing and so athletic. He plays soccer, has hazel (or brown) eyes and dark brown hair.

Girl 1: oooh who's that sexy guy?
Girl 2: that's max, my boyfriend

Girl 1: you lucky bitch!

by Persøn March 17, 2015

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

Max

A dude who usually loves grundle and hanging out with the chess club

dude where have you been, your becoming a max

by denchy rent October 28, 2014

MAX

Portland's Metropolitan Area eXpress light rail system.

Typhoon's happy hour: six appletinis and MAX it home...no need for a designated driver!

by Sophie Osborn April 14, 2007