Captain Banda

The Portuguese pirate and explorer who originally discovered Bahariterra with his crew from Europe & Africa and later colonized it with his fellow pirates from modern day Pakistan and Arabia.
Captain Banda is famous for fleeing the Portuguese government and colonizing Bahariterra.
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Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 22, 2006
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Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"
Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
by Whiteboy9576 April 08, 2010
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Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
by disco banana December 03, 2009
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The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.
Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"
by anonymousasdfghjkl November 04, 2011
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Captain 86

The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.
He's been thrown out more than anyone else, he's Captain 86.
by del fuego November 12, 2003
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Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance
by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019
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