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Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 7, 2019
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Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.
“Do you know Chris”
Showershitter Chris”
by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
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Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.
You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends
by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020
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Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
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Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a mega simp
You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp
by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020
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chris

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.
Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass
by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020
mugGet the chrismug.

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