Tim Apple

What Donald Trump thinks is Tim Cook's real name, but little did he know that it's actually Tim Orange.

Donald Trump: "Thank you Tim Apple for your contributions to this country."

Tim Cook: "Fuck you, oompa loompa."

by sad_boy_2001 March 13, 2019

Tim

Shrimp. Puny. The smallest person in the room. A man whose arms are so small you are afraid to shake his hand in fear they may break. The name you give to a person smaller. less muscular than Tom.

Is she anorexic or just a tim.

Don't get too close to Tim honey, his arms might break.
Wow!

That boss Tom looks massive next to Tim Holtorf.

by RyanNotTom August 23, 2010

peeping tim

A Scottish or Irish follower of the Catholic faith who also enjoys partaking in voyeurism.

I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007

Hot Tim

The act of defecating in the line at Tim Hortons and attempting to pay with your feces.

That lady at Tim Horton's had to use Hot Tim to pay instead of Apple Pay.

by PooperSlueth June 8, 2018

Tim Static

Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.

"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"

by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 22, 2011

tim the minion

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

by [e-mail] November 23, 2019