Tijuana Mudslide

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by thierrion July 21, 2022

Tijuana Titty Fuck

Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.

Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.

by Fredsauce February 26, 2025

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

tijuana ball cling

When a girl ties a piece of rope around your balls then around her foot. When the girl walked your balls cling on for dear life as you are getting dragged by your balls

Peter be respectful to your teacher or I'll let her Tijuana ball cling you

by Kmac_112 May 28, 2016

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010

tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019