Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

Tijuana Twist

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.

Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!

by Progressive Auto Insurance August 21, 2009

tijuana tattoo

A form of punishment; generally done by outlaw riders for minor infractions; in which the individual being punished has their neck intentionally burned by being forcefully pressed against the hot exhaust pipes of a motorcycle.

That lil’ fucker was running his mouth so I gave him a Tijuana Tattoo to remember his place.

by Upona_DarkHorse July 13, 2024

Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025

Tijuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Brett called Todd gay, so they settled it once and for all with a Tijuana Handoff”

by Yodes July 19, 2023

tijuana fire drill

When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.

She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.

by Chols June 23, 2017

Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.

It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches

by Monkey's Grandpa September 12, 2022