Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

tijuana fire drill

When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.

She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.

by Chols June 24, 2017

tijuana ball cling

When a girl ties a piece of rope around your balls then around her foot. When the girl walked your balls cling on for dear life as you are getting dragged by your balls

Peter be respectful to your teacher or I'll let her Tijuana ball cling you

by Kmac_112 May 28, 2016

Tijuana Tickler

A bubbly cocktail of Tequila and various citrus.

Tijuana Tickler is a fun alliteration, perfectly normal, get a new angle

by Narvon April 1, 2024

Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019