Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.

Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.

by Binoc9 June 23, 2024

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018

tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Roll Tide

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

by Key of life February 20, 2025

Tide Pods

Some DELICIOUS food made by gordon ramsay and eaten all over the world

Man, I really want some Tide pods

by UndeadMorty February 7, 2018

Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.

The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019