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dick tick

when you punch someone so hard in their balls that it goes inside of them and now their dick resembles a vagina
i will fucking dick tick you if you do not shut the fuck up
by paleo_psychodelics January 22, 2020
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most tick

"Get this shit cleaned up most tick, or our asses are going to be in a sling!"

"You were supposed to be battalion runner tonight. Get you ass up and get the f*** over there, most tick!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
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Tick-or-snitch

A meth pheen’s take on trick-or-treating.

The act of showing up unannounced at your drug dealer’s door to score drugs on tick. The phrase “tick-or-snitch” is said to the dealer when they open the door. The implication being they must tick you at least one point otherwise you will lag to the cops about their illegal operation.

Unlike trick-or-treating, it can be performed on any day of the year, however, it is especially prevalent on the days leading up to welfare recipients being payed benefits.
Junkdog pheen: Tick-or-snitch!
Dealer: I ticked to you last night and you still owe me from a fortnight ago!
Junkdog pheen: I guess it’ll be snitch then...
Dealer: Wait... I’ll give you one more point but that’s it!
by TupDawg February 25, 2020
mugGet the Tick-or-snitchmug.

On Tick

To get something and pay later
by Shaneogrady March 7, 2020
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Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.
His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.
by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022
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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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