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Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.
by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009
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First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.
by Domocunt February 4, 2010
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Three Lions

1. A term used in football for the England football team. It comes from the English Coat of Arms, in which there are three blue lions on a shield.

2. A very well known song released in 1996 sung by David Baddiel and Frank Skinner. It was used as the official anthem for the England football team in the European Championships that year. It is commonly sung by crowds at football games.
-Will the Three Lions bring home the world cup this year?

-I really love that song, Three Lions. It was on the radio last night!
by CrazehPieMan August 7, 2010
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Three Four Five

David: Bro, how much did you drink last night!?
Troy: Dude, I pulled off a three four five.
David: Your were shit faced.
Troy: Fuckk.
by Dwood93 June 28, 2011
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Level Three

The level after Level One and Level Two. At this level, things will probably get fucked up. Puppies and kittens will be thrown for long distance, middle finger enemas will be given, and babies will be punched so hard their tiny brains explode.

If someone has gone Level Three, clear the fuck out.
Person 1: So, she turned to me and told me to shut up and leave her alone. That pissed me off. I'm about to go Level Three in here.

Person 2: Oh, shit, hang on. Let me get a few miles away first.
by Lifeinsteps May 29, 2012
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the three j`s

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.
I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!
by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014
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The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.
You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015
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