Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)

"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"

by OprahLikesMen April 29, 2019

Theory of Knowledge

Also known as TOK. Propaganda created by the IB to make all IB students skeptical of the world around them in the name of “critical thinking skills”.

IB Student 1: “Yesterday I watched a Vox video and I realized all documentaries have implicit bias.”

IB Student 2: “Bruh, are you tripping on Theory of Knowledge right now?”

by Anonymous Homo Sapien July 19, 2020

Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021

wikipedian theory

The theory which states that any factual based paper (or assignment) can be written based on information obtained from Wikipedia.

Bob: "Hey did you read the book for the paper?"

John: "Nah. I'm going to use Wikipedian theory."

by bobb12345234134 November 18, 2011

Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.

You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.

by Clearwarning February 10, 2022

boredom theory

The Boredom Theory is when people with too much time on their hands have nothing to do, so they come up with problems that no one has, in order to keep themselves entertained.

When someone decides to purposefully cause a problem in order to have something to do, that person has done the "boredom theory"

by TheBigSwininn May 22, 2022

Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes

Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!

by NikiLicky September 10, 2009