Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

king vegas

A person who has passed through much shyt and finds a way of shining in the end

John;yhoo ain't that Troy on TV
James; yah ma hommie is living his dream he is King vegas

by Nizer République November 20, 2020

Maya Vega

that one random person in my art and English class that is extremely talented at art and palm reading and are super cool

omg have you heard of that student that started a cult through wattpad? i think their name was Maya Vega

by Famished Phantom May 5, 2022

vegas trevor

Tag team event played by couples who have run out of ideas

I cant believe Dalke just asked me to a vegas trevor.

by ;lkjfasd123 July 22, 2018

Sofia Vega

a gay nigga that really be thinking she’s quirky cuz she goes to lourdes. she’s an annoying stick up hoe that literally no one likes, but she kinda cute tho and could steal your man.

Guy 1: Is that Sofia Vega?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s fucking clingy as shit.

Guy 1: Can’t keep no mans.

by LanaDelRat September 25, 2019

Vegas nerve

Da sensory-conduit in da brain dat prompts you to play da slots.

I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.

by QuacksO November 27, 2019

Vegas Maneuver

Maneuver invented by horny BYU students to get weak-minded girls to engage in sex by taking them to Vegas and getting married on Friday night, then annulled on Sunday before heading home. During the brief marriage, everything goes!

Chad: Dude, my girl is holding out on me, plus I gotta stay in graces with the Honor Code!
Joey: What u gonna do?
Chad: Looks like I'm gonna have to pull the Vegas Maneuver. Everything that happens there...

by MattTisADouche January 2, 2023