the ultimate shake

It's when a girl is sucking off a guy and once the guy starts to cum he pushes down on her her head wich causes her to puke but she ends up swallowing it all

Guy: bro I just gave my girl the ultimate shake. She's a trooper

Friend: what's that?
Guy: picture puke, jizz, (her spit), Dick and her juice all together. Then swallow that...

by Cool guy Kevin April 24, 2016

The ultimate choice

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.

Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.

by facesit February 5, 2021

Ultimate Delicacy

The food you get when you defeat the Dark Lord of Miitopia (the first one).

Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.

by virilie September 15, 2020

Ultimate Karen

A white woman who works for a law enforcement agency and calls in trivial complaints on her off days

An Ultimate Karen is a white lady who works for the Sheriff’s Office and called in on her day off to report an old man for blocking her driveway with his car

by CabooseMJ November 11, 2022

The ultimate rizzler

The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.

An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.

by goat. October 30, 2023

Ultimate Lifeform

Basically any lifeform beyond perfection, and there's loads of them (see Shadow The Hedgehog, Kars and Fecto Elfilis)

Well you're not the ultimate lifeform, that's for sure

by StarKirbo June 27, 2022

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023