ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 08, 2018
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the ultimate finish

The act of having sex with someone and when you finish, you slit there throat after you finish
I was role playing with my wife. My role was a convicted murderer. So when I finished. I grabbed a knife and killed her.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.
by Tardotheassmonkey June 23, 2017
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The Ultimate Movement

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.
"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron
by PleasedPatient December 04, 2019
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ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks
I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it
by yymane January 22, 2022
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The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife
"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"
by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 31, 2020
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Ultimate Cuteness

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"
by ThuglifeTupac April 30, 2011
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ultimate friendship

When you trust each other enough to put your minecraft beds in 69 postion next to each other.
Dude: bro, what if we do the ultimate friendship.

Bro: Dude, i tought you'd never ask
by Papa Myers May 15, 2021
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