God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 6, 2021

Ankle Scissoring

The sex act that happens when two bottoms go home together

Friend one: How’d your date go?

Friend two: Bro, we were both bottoms and spent the night ankle scissoring

by TwatterFord September 23, 2018

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands

Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.

by Jetzke February 12, 2020

scissor pile

A lesbian orgy.

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.

by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013

Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

Dull Scissors

When a bisexual or lesbian woman performs poorly during intercourse with another female.

April had no idea how to take care of her girl in the bedroom, she’s dull scissors for sure.

by TreyANDLilly September 13, 2020