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The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!
by camillelavigne May 22, 2024
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microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.
Microwavable sweat is disgusting.
by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023
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Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!
Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!
by Project 808 July 31, 2017
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Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
a Microwave goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DING
by KacperekYT October 20, 2019
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Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in
Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!
by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
by soggy sinners January 14, 2025
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being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
by michealsuxs April 17, 2024
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