The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!

Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!

by Project 808 July 31, 2017

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

a Microwave goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
DING

by KacperekYT October 20, 2019

Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.

Dude Micheal is being microwaved

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024